Howdy, y'all!
I'm Senator King Pit Dixon and
I'm running for President!
If y'all vote for me,
I'll turn this bad economy around!
By getting help from above with my Biblical tax plan! OK ... And what's that?
Well, as you all know, the Bible says that the meek shall inherit the earth. Uh huh. So?
So ... we raise the tax rate on the lower 99 percent ... then we just sit back and wait for the Lord to turn them into the upper 99 percent!
I'd ask if you all had any questions, but since one does not question the Bible, therefor, me, I'll get going now
[Blank stares]
Behold, the soon to be front runner. Well, at least he actually has a plan. ... That he stole from me.
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